Charlotte, NC – Claiming that he got to the gonorrhea page of Wikipedia by mistake, local man Steven Jones spent the next twenty minutes reading it. “Why would I look this up on purpose? I was reading about Ford, then I clicked a few links and I got here,” Steven said sheepishly.
Gonorrhea, a contagious inflammation of the urethra or vagina, is one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases, and one that Steven definitely doesn’t have any reason to research thoroughly. However, while Steven read through the “Signs and Symptoms” section, he got very quiet and began to nod. “Yep, yellow discharge, hurts when I piss. Shit. Guess I’ll need to get a prescription for Amoxicillin.” Steven added “I guess that Jenny isn’t as faithful as she fucking claims.” As of press time, he had decided to give his “filthy whore of a girlfriend” a piece of his mind.