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Coworker Needs To Take Shit

Zionsville, IN – Scattered reports from the marketing department say that James O’Keefe may need to take a shit.  “He just looks uncomfortable, lots of fidgeting,” said coworker Tom Duncan.  “He’s usually calm and collected after lunch.”  Fellow employee Fred Stark agreed: “I saw him walk away with his Blackberry this morning for about 15 minutes.  Typically that does it for him.  I feel for the guy though, looks like he’s in agony.”  When reached for comment, O’Keefe said that he did have to shit, but didn’t want to go twice in one day at work.  “It’s uncomfortable but I’ll just hold it.  I don’t want people to talk about me taking a second shit.”

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