Kids Ask Mother How She Met Their Father
New York, NY – Citing the need to move on with their lives, Sarah and Ben Mosby have decided to ask their mother how she met their father. “We love Daddy, but he’s been telling this story for five straight years and we still don’t know how they met,” said Sarah. “We didn’t ask about his ex-girlfriends, Mom’s roommate, doppelgangers, Aunt Robin’s news program, or Uncle Barney’s really disgusting sexual appetite.” Their father, Ted Mosby, an architect and professor, is known for being a thoroughly detailed storyteller who takes quite a while to get to the point. “Ted must have lost at least 25-30 women by just talking on and on,” said Barney Stinson, a longtime friend. “I’m just glad ole Barney was always around to call dibs when Ted failed.”
Mosby’s college roommate and best friend Marshall Eriksen echoes the thoughts of Stinson. Eriksen has said that Mosby, while good intentioned, does have the ability to be incredibly boring and long-winded. While Marshall knows how the two met, he and wife Lily are under strict orders from Ted not to say anything to the kids. “Ted told me that if I tell them then he wouldn’t design the offices for my new law firm. He’s not a great architect, but he would do it for free,” said Eriksen. “That’s worth it to me.” Mosby said the reason he tells the story this way is that he doesn’t want to miss any details. “If all goes to plan, I’ll be telling this story until at least May 2011,” said Mosby. “Honestly, it’s definitely possible that I could tell it for a few more years.” As we went to press, Mosby was running to the kitchen to cover his wife’s mouth before she could tell the kids her two-minute version of how they met.